I’ll be blunt about this: the Razzie awards suck. Now in its 38th year, the Razzies give out honors to the worst films, performers, screenplays, and even screen combos of the year, and that’s all well and good. If the people behind the awards weren’t so lazy and safe, this would be a rousing opportunity for ample humor and possibly an open discussion about what makes a movie “bad” to the public. Unfortunately, the main goal of the Razzies over the years has been little more than to poke very gentle fun at movies that audiences have largely soundly rejected or have been publicly skewered to no end over the past calendar year. There are exceptions, such asDarren Aronofsky’s furious and vibrantmother!this year, but even in these cases, the Razzies nominate movies that will either ensure no major debate over quality or only echo the same debates that were rehashed when these movies were released. And what’s worse, there’s no sense that the people behind the Razzies have any interest in highlighting how their awards - like most major awards - are only useful in terms of marketing, whether for the movie itself or the people behind it.

Here’s the full list of Razzie winners:

WORST PICTURE

The Emoji Movie -WINNER

Fifty Shades Darker

Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST ACTRESS

Katherine Heigl / Unforgettable

Dakota Johnson / Fifty Shades Darker

Jennifer Lawrence / mother!

Tyler Perry / Boo 2!: A Madea Halloween -WINNER

Emma Watson / The Circle

WORST ACTOR

Tom Cruise / The Mummy -WINNER

Johnny Depp / Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Jamie Dornan / Fifty Shades Darker

Zac Efron / Baywatch

Mark Wahlberg / Daddy’s Home 2 & Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Javier Bardem / mother! & Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Russell Crowe / The Mummy

Josh Duhamel / Transformers: The Last Knight

Mel Gibson / Daddy’s Home 2 -WINNER

Anthony Hopkins / Collide & Transformers: The Last Knight

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Kim Basinger / Fifty Shades Darker -WINNER

Sofia Boutella / The Mummy

Laura Haddock / Transformers: The Last Knight

Goldie Hawn / Snatched

Susan Sarandon / A Bad Moms Christmas

WORST SCREEN COMBO

Any Combination of Two Characters, Two Sex Toys or Two Sexual Positions / Fifty Shades Darker

Any Combination of Two Humans, Two Robots or Two Explosions / Transformers: The Last Knight

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Any Two Obnoxious Emojis / The Emoji Movie -WINNER

Johnny Depp & His Worn Out Drunk Routine / Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Tyler Perry & Either The Ratty Old Dress or Worn Out Wig / Boo 2!: A Madea Halloween

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WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

Boo 2!: A Madea Halloween

Fifty Shades Darker -WINNER

WORST DIRECTOR

Darren Aronofsky / mother!

Michael Bay / Transformers: The Last Knight

James Foley / Fifty Shades Darker

Alex Kurtzman / The Mummy

Anthony (Tony) Leonidis / The Emoji Movie -WINNER

WORST SCREENPLAY

Barry L. Bumstead Award Winner

Rotten Tomatoes Poll Winner For So Rotten You Loved It

“Baywatch”

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